150+ Funny And Cheesy Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend Or Crush

Are you curious about your man’s preferences? You’re too shy to come up with your own questions? Put these questions to the test!

Here’s a list of 150+ funny and naughty things to ask your partner. These suggestions are perfect for couples who are already in a committed relationship, as well as those who are just getting started!

With these amusing and engaging questions, you’ll learn everything there is to know about your man’s mind. You’ll get an intimate look at what makes him LOL with them.

• Funny Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend To Make Him Laugh:

1. What’s the funniest thing that someone has drunkenly confessed to you?
2. How often do you go into a room and forget why you went into the room?
3. How often is your brain on autopilot?
4. What names were ruined for you because you knew someone terrible with that name?
5. What’s the most stress relieving thing you can get/do for less than 20$?
6. What’s the grossest thing you’ve drunk?
7. What’s your favorite waste of time?
8. Where is the craziest place you have danced?
9. What silly thing do you take a lot of pride in?
10. If animals were as intelligent as humans, what types of jobs would certain animals be uniquely qualified for?

• Funny Questions To Ask A Guy To Make Him Laugh:

1. Tell me your biggest kitchen fails?
2. Anything that you think you know a lot about but actually don’t?
3. Has any guy ever stalked you for?
4. If you don’t have to work in life, what possibly you were doing?
5. If you were given a superpower of your choice, what would you do with that?
6. Name any movie that tortured you, but you kept on watching?
7. If you don’t like someone, how you handle him/her?
8. Who do you want to slap from celebrities, and why?
9. What makes you happy?
10. What are you get a chance to marry any fictional character, who would it be?

• Dirty Questions To Ask A Guy To Make Him Laugh:

1. What do you see when you close your eyes kissing me?
2. Would you hold my hand in public?
3. Where is your favorite place to be massaged?
4. Would you kiss me on the neck?
5. How many times did you want to kiss me before our actual first kiss?
6. What part of my body do you like the most?
7. Guess what part of your body I like the most.
8. When was our most romantic kiss?
9. Do you like to cuddle?
10. Would you kiss me in public?

• How To Make A Guy Laugh Really Hard Over Text:

1. I cannot espresso how much you mean to me. Wanna grab a coffee tomorrow with me?
2. What’s the name of the French shoe inventor? Phil-lip Phil-lop.
3. What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Watahhhhhh!
4. What musical instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa!
5. What did the shark say when he ate the clown fish? This tastes a little funny.
6. Please can you stop wandering through my mind, you Speedy Gonzales.
7. I think GOD created you on Sunday and added more honey than needed.
8. Wanted to ask if you are a coach, since you make my heart JUMP 😛
9. Be careful, don’t trip today. I have tied your shoelaces so you don’t fall for anyone else.
10. I prayed for a gift this new year, god sent happiness in the form of a human being.

• Funny Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend:

1. What would you do if we were in zero gravity?
2. What’s the funniest screw up you’ve ever seen on social media?
3. If someone had something on their face, would you tell them?
4. What’s the worst purchase you’ve ever made?
5. Best purchase?
6. Do you think I would look sexy with glasses?
7. Who is your favorite cartoon character ever?
8. If you could throw anything against a brick wall, what would it be?
9. You just found five dollars on the ground. What do you do?
10. Would you rather live in a cave or under the sea?
11. If there was only one cookie left, would you give it to me?

• Funny Things To Text Your Boyfriend To Make Him Laugh:

1. Boy, are you a gardener because I love those Two-lips.
2. Are you today’s date, cuz you are 10/10?
3. Are you a bartender? Cause I am asking you for another shot.
4. Are you working as a pizza man cuz you have got a pizza of my heart.
5. Are you a glowing stick, cuz you are shining.
6. You remind me of my favorite tea: HOT n’ SWEET.
7. Is the apocalypse coming? Cuz you caused a total eclipse of my heart.
8. Hold up, the police are here, I need to check you out. Teehee!
9. Is it the fall season, cuz I am falling for you.
10. Can you buy me HEAT PROOF gloves on your way? You are too hot to handle, bae! It’s not my fault.
11. Man, who got you smiling like that? ME? I? All-all my being? *winky face*

• Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend Funny:

1. What Is The Funniest Name You Have Actually Heard Used In The Real World?
2. Have You Ever Caught Something On Fire While You Were Cooking?
3. What’s something most people like but you don’t understand?
4. What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
5. What happened on your worst date ever?
6. If you could steal any one thing, what would it be?
7. What’s the most ridiculous invention that exists?
8. What’s the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?
9. If you could take only five movies on a desert island, what would they be?
10. What was the worst job you ever had?
11. If you had one day to spend as you please without any consequences, what would you do?

• Funny Things To Ask Your Boyfriend:

1. Hotdog or hamburger?
2. Ice cream or milkshake?
3. What would the title of your autobiography be?
4. You can only wear one thing for the rest of your life. What do you choose?
5. If money were no object, what would you have for breakfast every day?
6. If you could have dinner with three people in the world, who would they be?
7. What’s a dirty habit that you can’t get rid of?
8. What you rather eat McDonald’s or a nice, healthy meal?
9. What’s the weirdest celebrity crush you’ve ever had?
10. Do you think I would sexy in glasses?

• Stupid Questions To Ask A Guy:

1. Any weird animal that you think people should have a pet?
2. Which Hollywood actor you think can play as you in a movie about your life?
3. If it is your last day, what advice would you like to give others?
4. Which pet animal is the most annoying pet of all time?
5. What horror movie do you love?
6. What could be the worst phobia?
7. What is something that everyone is doing but looks stupid?
8. What is the weirdest nickname anyone ever called you?
9. What ridiculous double standard needs to be ended?
10. If animals somehow talk, which do you think would be the rudest?

• Funny Things To Say To A Guy:

1. If you were a vegetable you know what you’ll be? A cute-cumber!
2. You are under arrest for being too cute. Your punishment is to be silent and if not followed then you will be silenced with kisses.
3. I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!
4. True love is like a pillow, You can hug it when you’re in trouble, You can cry on it when you’re in pain, You can embrace it when you’re happy, So when you need true love, Buy a pillow!
5. I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.
6. I will love you forever. LOL! But I can’t live that long.
7. If kissing is the language of love then we have a lot to talk about.
8. People say that love is in every corner… but I guess I must be walking in circles, what say?
9. If you’re cute, you can call me baby If you’re nice, you can call me sweetie But if you’re hot, you can call me tonight!
10. I love you like i love my cake, like my last bite of pizza and the money in my bank. God I really love you so much!

• Silly Question To Ask Your Boyfriend:

1. Do I look cute while working out?
2. If I was a dessert, what would I be and why?
3. How would you describe the way I smell?
4. What did you think to yourself after our first fight?
5. What kind of future do you see between the two of us?
6. Do you like to hold my hand?
7. Do you feel warm when we hug?
8. Do you like the way I walk?
9. Would you ever write a song for me?
10. Have you ever had a dream about me?
11. Would you risk your life to save mine?

• Freaky Questions To Ask Your Crush:

1. What was your best orgasm ever?
2. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
3. Have you ever slept with someone you work with?
4. If we were out for dinner and I said I wanted to have sex right now, what would you do?
5. Have you ever sent nudes of yourself?
6. If you could sleep with any celebrity, who would it be?
7. Would you/have you had group sex?
8. What’s the most sex you’ve had in a day?
9. Are you loud or quiet during sex?
10. Have you ever tried using food during foreplay?
11. Have you ever made a sex tape?

• Dirty Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend:

1. Do you like watching me touch myself?
2. I heard kissing burns a lot of calories. Want to help me exercise?
3. What do you want me to do for you in the bedroom?
4. You want me to spit or swallow?
5. What do you think about toys in the bedroom?
6. Does the thought of me recording a video for you turn you on?
7. Have you ever tried edible underwear?
8. What was the last dirty dream you had? Was I in it?
9. What naughty fantasies do you have about me?
10. What’s one public place where you would want to do it?
11. Would you like to buy lingerie for me?

• Jokes To Tell Your Boyfriend Over Text:

1. This might sound cheesy…But I think you’re grate.
2. I like you butter than anyone!
3. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
4. Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place.
5. You’re like a Sharpie… Superfine.
6. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.
7. It may sound cheesy… But you’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
8. ‘You’re beautiful’ has U in it, but ‘quickie’ has U and I together.
9. Your boyfriend doesn’t get your fruit puns? You got to let that mango.
10. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

• Funny Jokes To Tell Your Crush:

1. Have you seen yourself? You are the Hercules to my heart.
2. I am sure you are Bob Builder, cuz you know how to mend my heart.
3. If darkness comes, you will Light Up my world, you MOFO!
4. Is your name Clark Kent, cuz you are my kryptonite.
5. I am sure that you are Flash, cuz you have found the fastest way to get  to my heart!
6. Your choices are the best, do you know? DUH cuz U chose ME.
7. For sure you are a Shooting Star, cuz’ you made all my dreams come true.
8. Feels like I am stuck in your honeycomb? Wanna know why? Text me 🙂
9. Have you heard that ‘My milkshake brings all the boys to the Yard’? BUT, you are the Only One that I accept in my yard.
10. Get some ice on your way, it is gonna be a Hot & Long Night my friend!
11. I called the ambulance, I can’t breathe since our last kiss.